Update: been in the States for a few days and so far done loads. The wife is wrecked and hates thrill rides. I'm sore and love thrill rides. Went to IHOP (wife likes) and Chick-fil-a ( I love). Been to Disney and heading to Universal today.

Knocking the dust of this Blog

Hi Folks, Long time since writing anything in this thing but I think since I'm going to be travelling again it might be worthwhile I bit of updating goodness. Lot's of cool things have happened since the last time I was on here (and I'm finally getting up the urge to actually write again). Cool things : - Quit my job - Went back to college - Got a new job - Got a great girlfriend - Went on cool trips with girlfriend (Edinburgh Fringe, London Theatre trip and numerous camping trips in the South of Ireland) - Asked same girlfriend to marry me. She said yes. - Have a nephew - In a few short weeks I'll be getting married. The upshot of this is my wife and I will be heading to Orlando for a few weeks after the wedding and I think this would be a good way to chronicle that trip. See ya soon, Bob

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I'm Back in the Land of Grey-een

Arrived back on Sunday and it's taking me this long to get around to updating on the trip.

It was for the most part exactly what I'd hoped for. Visiting with friends and long drives with just my Ipod for company.

List:

Best road: Connecticut
Most Boring People: Connecticut
Best Scenery: Virginia
Scariest People: Virginia
Worst roads: Missouri
Flattest Place: Missouri (seriously, it's like a pool table)
Smelliest place: Iowa
Place I needed to pee the most: Iowa (it also smells like cow manure)
Coolest place visited: Washington DC
Scariest place to drive: Chicago (during lots and lots of flooding)
Number of times stopped by cops: Once
Number of fast food places eaten in: Too many to mention and most where cheap and nasty.
Best Breakfast: The Log Cabin Diner in Hurricane Mills, Tennessee. ($6.40 for a meal that would have felled a horse. The receipt said "Thank Y'all" on it)
Best meal: Lobster and Steak in Eddie's back yard
Number of Mosquito bites: somewhere around 20-25
Number of pubs visited in Philly: more than 10, less than 20.
Number of times fallen while playing hockey: 3
Approx miles travelled by car: 3056

Soulfinder

Stevie says:
so, Bobert, we've just got back from the Hogsbreath. What say you about the event?
Mac says:
You cock made me do an obscence act with a minger
Stevie says:
I did, but isn't that my perogative as a mate?
Stevie says:
Anyway, aren't you gettign ahead of yourself
Mac says:
see was mingin' really mingin'
Stevie says:
She was, sort of alike a retard.
Stevie says:
Actually, no asort of about it
Stevie says:
I honestly think that she was borderline retarded
Mac says:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0137506/ no priest !
Stevie says:
I believe you said "One eye looking for ya, the other looking wherever it wants"
Mac says:
minger!
Mac says:
and we did win!
Stevie says:
Lemme see if i can do this justice:
Stevie says:
This ratten gilr had to move a lime up Bobert's left leg, round his balls then down his right leg, and i swear she won
Stevie says:
but the bar decided no
Stevie says:
so, for fun, Bobert had to reciprocate
Stevie says:
with relish
Mac says:
she did, my nuts where near the knee and made the whole thing easier
Stevie says:
, and he definately won
Stevie says:
but they had already given the prize
Mac says:
to the tale blonde with a chest
Stevie says:
anyway, she took a liking to Bob, and his "Gammy leg" line didn't work
Stevie says:
FYI: He just farted on my head
Stevie says:
Anyway, she tried to get him up to dance, and when i tried to manhandle him onto the floor
Stevie says:
it wasn't pretty
Stevie says:
as in the table turned over and his pint fell, so we left
Stevie says:
(God, that's ratten, BOB.)
Mac says:
your pint fell, not mine
Mac says:
mine was finished
Stevie says:
anyway, long story short, Bob moved a lime round some ratten bird's fandango and it was a laugh
Stevie says:
"Barf-boy" it is not, but all the same...
Mac says:
her snatch had a scrotum, ming
Stevie says:
I'm not sure i saw that, but i'll take your word for it.
Mac says:
furry man bag
Stevie says:
what are you getting at?
Mac says:
she had a hairy brain between her nethers

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Stevie made me do an obscene act with a minger.

Still Not Dead

Hi Folks,

Sorry for the lack of updates but, truth to tell, there's been very little save long roads and the impacts of insects on the windscreen.

I made it to Memphis and the place was damn near empty. It was gearing up for some sort of parade/festival but it didn't start until later in the night. I had to leave before anything got started.

Tulsa: Empty, nothing there. Unless you want to get a pic of yourself on "Historical Route 66"

There has been a slight change in plans. Or rather a revert to the original and that means that I'm in St Paul and sleeping on an air mattress in Stevie's new gaff. I have warned him that I may vomit in copious amounts "for Dr. Dave". Unfortunately, I am unable to locate a "floor cushion" so I'll improvise with a lamp shade and a TV.

Like I said there's been not much but road the past few days and therefore no pics.

The trip did have moments but I'll update on them another time.

Bob