Stevie says:
so, Bobert, we've just got back from the Hogsbreath. What say you about the event?
Mac says:
You cock made me do an obscence act with a minger
Stevie says:
I did, but isn't that my perogative as a mate?
Stevie says:
Anyway, aren't you gettign ahead of yourself
Mac says:
see was mingin' really mingin'
Stevie says:
She was, sort of alike a retard.
Stevie says:
Actually, no asort of about it
Stevie says:
I honestly think that she was borderline retarded
Mac says:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0137506/ no priest !
Stevie says:
I believe you said "One eye looking for ya, the other looking wherever it wants"
Mac says:
minger!
Mac says:
and we did win!
Stevie says:
Lemme see if i can do this justice:
Stevie says:
This ratten gilr had to move a lime up Bobert's left leg, round his balls then down his right leg, and i swear she won
Stevie says:
but the bar decided no
Stevie says:
so, for fun, Bobert had to reciprocate
Stevie says:
with relish
Mac says:
she did, my nuts where near the knee and made the whole thing easier
Stevie says:
, and he definately won
Stevie says:
but they had already given the prize
Mac says:
to the tale blonde with a chest
Stevie says:
anyway, she took a liking to Bob, and his "Gammy leg" line didn't work
Stevie says:
FYI: He just farted on my head
Stevie says:
Anyway, she tried to get him up to dance, and when i tried to manhandle him onto the floor
Stevie says:
it wasn't pretty
Stevie says:
as in the table turned over and his pint fell, so we left
Stevie says:
(God, that's ratten, BOB.)
Mac says:
your pint fell, not mine
Mac says:
mine was finished
Stevie says:
anyway, long story short, Bob moved a lime round some ratten bird's fandango and it was a laugh
Stevie says:
"Barf-boy" it is not, but all the same...
Mac says:
her snatch had a scrotum, ming
Stevie says:
I'm not sure i saw that, but i'll take your word for it.
Mac says:
furry man bag
Stevie says:
what are you getting at?
Mac says:
she had a hairy brain between her nethers